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Now it is time for the payday advance loan show!

In front of a live studio audience, it is time for you to learn all about the payday advance loan. Tonight's show features Ben Affleck as the man who used to have a job, but lost it, Oprah Winfrey as the payday advance loan lender, and Chris Rock as the crackhead who could use a loan:

Oprah: Ok guys, which one of you needs a payday advance loan?

Ben and Chris (together): We both do.

Oprah: Ok, I might have enough to go around.

Chris: Yeah, well my credit is better than Matt Damon's boyfriend. Plus, I don't have a kid on the way.

Ben: I am not Matt Damon's boyfriend, we just like to hold hands. Second, I still got some money when I returned that ring that I gave to J. Lo.

Chris: Damn, I forgot about that. Darn white cracker.

Oprah: This is a very difficult decision. I don't know which way to turn

Chris: You should give it to me because all I really want in life is the big piece of chicken.

Ben: No, you should give it to me because I am about to have a child. I act bad but have pity on me with a loan.

Oprah: Stedman! I need your help.

Ben: I'll get Jennifer Garner to go on your show when she is pregnant to show you her abs.

Oprah: In that case, Chris, you get the payday advance loan and you get to leave here with a new car.

That's the lesson learned here. Get yourself a payday advance loan and make sure these negative situations never have a chance to take control of your life. Understood. Check out more of our site to discover additional information.